[ Предположительная тональность: A ] Tim Minchin - Some People have it worse than me DVD: So Live! [Chords] Eadd#9 022004 Add#9 x02520 A13 x02022 [Picking Pattern Outlines for Verse] Eadd#9 Add#9 F#m & B E |----4---4--| |-----------| |----2---2---2---2--| B |----0---0--| |----2---2--| |----2---2---4---4--| G |----0---0--| |----5---5--| |----2---2---4---4--| D |-----------| |----2---2--| |-------------------| A |------2----| |--0--------| |------4---2--------| E |--0--------| |------0----| |--2-----------2----| [Verse] Eadd#9 Well I wake up in the morning at 11: 47 Aadd#9 And I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day Eadd#9 And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection Aadd#9 Merely mocks me like the sun in it's optimistic greeting of the day F#m B Managing to manifest a modicum of motivation F#m B F#m I meander to the kitchen make a mission out of mixing Nescafe Aadd#9 But the milk is going off and coffee by itself is bitter B And there's ants all through the sugar and the supermarket's miles a-fucking-way E |--------------------| B |--------------------| G |--2--3--4-----------| D |----------2-3-4-----| A |--------------------| E |----------------0-1-| [Chorus] B E7 My life is pretty sad A D But I know that I should be glad C#7 I could be a starving Ethiope F# F#7 Or a policeman in Baghdad B B B7 B6 B Policeman in Baghdad B7 B6 B Bagdad [Verse] Eadd#9 At 11: 53 I instigate the day's ablutions Aadd#9 In the hope my constitution can be altered by some action on the bowl Eadd#9 But the total non-existence of colonic animation Aadd#9 Seems to me the perfect metaphor for the utter constipation of my soul F#m B F#m By 11: 59 I have decided that my life would be immediately improved B F#m By a carefully written list of short-term goals Aadd#9 But by 12.05 my list consists of one-dot put some pants on B Two-dot go to the shop, buy some prunes and Panadol E |--------------------| B |--------------------| G |--2--3--4-----------| D |----------2-3-4-----| A |--------------------| E |----------------0-1-| [Chorus] B E7 My life is pretty shit A D But I know I shouldn't whinge about it C#7 I could be a Palestinian F# F#7 Driving buses on the Gaza strip B E7 Yeah how bad can it be? A D Some people have it worse than me C F I could be an Ipswich prostitute B7 Or Gary Glitter's family B E7 I have no right to cry A D Some people have it worse than I C#7 I could be a thalidomide kid F# F#7 With something in my eye B B B7 B6 B Something in my eye B7 B6 B My eye [Verse] E7 At 12: 30 I realise I'm feeling so dejected A13 That I've totally neglected the beginning of the Jerry Springer show E7 So I settle on the sofa try to focus an iota of my motor-neurons A13 On the brilliant insights for which Jerry is known F#m B F#m And although on any other day a show entitled "Midgets, Midgets, Midgets" B F#m Would excite me like a virgin at her year eleven ball Aadd#9 Today those little jelly-wrestling fellas fail to free me of my misery B Instead they simply serve to make me feel three foot tall E |--------------------| B |--------------------| G |--2--3--4-----------| D |----------2-3-4-----| A |--------------------| E |----------------0-1-| [Chorus] B E7 But how bad can it be? A D Some people have it worse than me C#7 I could be a junior life saver F# F#7 On a Banda Aceh beach E A7 Or a woman in afghanistan D G7 Or a Jew in the Ku Klux Klan C F Or the architect of the World Trade Centre B Or a bobcat driver in Bam Iran B E7 I could have my identity mistaken A D As a bomber in an underground station C#7 I could be a peace-loving speech-writer F#7 F In George W's administration E A7 Yeah, I know that I don't have the right D G7 To be unhappy with my life C F I could be Hitlers mother B7 Or Shane Warne's wife B E7 Yeah, I know that I shouldn't be bitchin' A D I could be in a worse position C#7 I could be a 3-nippled naturopath F#m7 In the days of the Spanish F In the Spanish inquisition [Outro] E A7 I know I have no right, no right to cry D G7 Some people have it much, much worse than I C F I could have a serious nut allergy B A And be shipwrecked on an island with a crate of Snickers bars, G#7 F# F E E/G# E/A E/A# A jar of Nutella and a fresh baked pecan pie E F E Some people have it worse than I!