You wake up the alarm clock, the fans you do fan Wear high heels and stilettos, a hairy macho man The Buddhas are all uptight, they're all nervous wrecks Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless The angels are all junkies, weapon dealers on the game The lions in the zoo their keepers try to tame You need drugs and weapons to get through the customs checks Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless You drive your car blindfolded and always in reverse If you see someone who drives well, at them you do curse Fall asleep in the morning, wake up and get undressed Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless When you meet the Queen you must always fart If you make great music the critics call it art You wake up, your bed is neat, get up and it's a mess Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless Charities take money from the very poor The crowds all boo the player who a goal has scored The more nervous the moment the less it makes you stressed¨ Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless The dead have all come back to life, the alive are now all dead And all the teachers in the school never a book have read The priest now curses you, the evil do you bless Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless If someone is disfigured at them you must stare And in polite society now everybody swears The more you clean your teeth, the more poisonous your breath Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless And if you leave your flat too early you will arrive late If you're careful with the crockery all of it will break