I met a girl with bottles of wine Though I prefer red, they tasted all right Very soon, the room was spinning Tug of war, the floor was winning That's when she said, I can't help but laugh when i'm caught in a lie I'm not who you thought, but you can kiss me good night Her mouth was full of dirty words Then cigarettes burned afterwards, that's when she said Having a headline must be some experience Having a headline's a sexual experience Letters and postcards I meant to respond Turned out my all was just medium Then came one that said the only thing you ever gave were bad directions I'd say it to your face but I can't find you Having a headline... I loved the fame and fashion till she said you better ration the good times I wouldn't count on the good times Having a headline...