The Simpsons - Sibling Rivalry - Текст песни

Lisa &  Our life is so confusing,

Bart:   No reason and no rhyme.

We've got this funny feeling,

Getting old before our time.

Gimme what ya got,

Gimme what ya got,

I know what ya got,

Gimme what ya got.

Lisa:   What kind of love brings such confusion?

Bart:   Shuts out the sun and kills all glee.

Lisa &  What are these blues we're here to tell you?

Bart:   It's sibling rivalry.

I don't wanna share,

Wanna make you nuts,

Gimme what ya got,

Gotta have it all.

Bart:   Sometimes I see her doing homework,

Lisa:   I'm working hard all by myself.

Bart:   And who can stand a happy sister.

Lisa:   He hates I don't require help.

Back:   Ooh.  Ooh.  Ooh.

Bart:   I put a spider on her shoulder.

(Back:  Oh, ya, wooh.)

Lisa:   I'm not aware that it is fake.

(Back:  Ooh, ooh, ooh.)

Bart:   I ask her what the heck that thing is.

(Back:  Eeww!)

Lisa:   I turn and start; I scream and shake.

(Back:  Scream and shake!)

Bart:   Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good?

My dear old fun?

I know it's wrong to feel so mean,

But, you shoulda heard her scream.

(Back:  Ooh ooh, ooh)

Bart:   Ha ha ha haa.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Back:  Ooh ooh, ooh)

Bart:   Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Back:  Ooh ooh, ooh)

Bart:   Ha, hahahaha.  Ha haa.

(Back:  Ooh ooh, ooh)

Bart:   Ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Ha hahahaha.

Lisa:   I am not blameless in this equation.

Bart:   She likes to talk over my head.

Lisa:   Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.

Back:                                 Poor Bart.

Bart:   Before a test she makes me dread.

Back:   Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Lisa:   'Cause I predict that he will fail.

Back:                                  Gonna flunk, woo-ooh.

Bart:   I chase her down when she is right.

Back:                                  Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Lisa:   When I refuse to just turn tail,

Back:                                  Hold your ground Lisa.

L & B:  We have our most outstanding fights!

Back:                                  Outstanding fights!

Lisa:   What kind of love brings such contusions?

Bart:   All these band-aids the world can see.

Lisa &  What is this shame we're here to tell you?

Bart:   It's sibling rivalry.

Lisa &  A brother and a sister,

Bart:   We're trying not to boast.

But we can't help believing,

That we'll always be this close.

Back:   Siblings find it oh so hard,

When it comes to giving,

Let them once try singing

Background for a living.

Lisa &  A brother and a sister,

Bart:   We will always be this close.

Bart:   Let go my hand, Lisa.