Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic. Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick. Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue. Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: Sound off! Army: Three!! Four!!
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