[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Intro] C F7M C F7M C F7M C F7M e|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| B|----------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----| G|----------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----| D|-------2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--| A|--0h3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------| E|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| [Verse] C F7M C F7M Set fire to your hair C F7M C F7M Poke a stick at a grizzly bear C F7M C F7M Eat medicines that's out of date C F7M C F7M Use your private parts as piranha bait [Chorus] C C/B Am Dumb ways to die F G So many dumb ways to die C C/B Am G Dumb ways to di-ie-ie F G C So many dumb ways to die [Intro] C F7M C F7M [Verse] C F7M C F7M Get your toast out with a fork C F7M C F7M Do your own electrical work C F7M C F7M Teach yourself how to fly C F7M C F7M Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie [Chorus] C C/B Am Dumb ways to die F G So many dumb ways to die C C/B Am G Dumb ways to di-ie-ie F G C So many dumb ways to die [Verse] C F7M C F7M Invite a psycho-killer inside C F7M C F7M Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride C F7M C F7M Take your helmet off in outer space C F7M C F7M Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place [Chorus] C C/B Am Dumb ways to die F G So many dumb ways to die C C/B Am G Dumb ways to di-ie-ie F G C So many dumb ways to die [Verse] C F7M C F7M Keep a rattlesnake as pet C F7M C F7M Sell both the kidneys on the internet C F7M C F7M Eat a tube of superglue C "I wonder what's this red button do?" [Chorus] C C/B Am Dumb ways to die F G So many dumb ways to die C C/B Am G Dumb ways to di-ie-ie.. F G C So many dumb ways to die [Bridge] F C/B C Em F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season F C/B C Em F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason G Am Stand on the edge of a train station platform Em F Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G Am Em Run across the tracks between the platforms F G They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly [Coda] C C/B Am Dumbest ways to die C C/B Am Dumbest ways to die C C/B Am G Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie F So many dumb G C So many dumb ways to die.. Be safe around trains. A message from Metro