Men will be men And they'll call me the governor I walk through the bar And I'll buy the next round Because this is my ship And I say it's my destiny And we'll all go up and go down We go down, go down Through the town and back up through the avenues And into the places where people don't stay Go visit the king and then leave through the window Go hang with the gang and get lost in the fray Andy is a saint Or a savage I forget Depends on the day And if he's eaten yet He's something to see When he's first out of bed Not that I'd know I've just heard it said Said that men will be men... Spider's the guy With a hand over gun He'd show me how But I don't want one He's also polite For a second storey man And he's changed his spots As much as anyone can We know men will be men... Come and sit with the horse And admire the view Drink down these biers I think you had a few Yes, and don't look at me I'm not selling today