[ Предположительная тональность: F#m ] I saw this song on comedy central and had to learn how to play it, it's so funny, and really easy and catchy to play. E-mail me at Metal325@aol.com if you want to mp3 of this song, it's really hard to find. E-mail me for questions or comments on the tab too, Thanks! F#=244XXX E=0221XX A=X0222X D=XX0232 F# E I came down to the breakfast table D A Felt like I could cry F# E Tried so hard but wasn't able D E To look you in the eye F# E For I am feeling so much shame D A Yes I have brought disgrace F# E Can tell I soiled my good name D E By the look upon your face A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it A E D E No use denyin it, I was really crankin it A E D E Dry your eyes don't be so sad D E (stop) If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad (A, E, D, E for a measure) A E D E I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door A E D E With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor A E D E Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise A E D E Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it A E D E No use denyin it, I was really crankin it A E D E Dry your eyes don't be so sad D E(stop) But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had (A, E, D, E for 2 measures) A E D E The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish A E D E So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish A E D E Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand A E D E If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it A E D E No use denyin it, I was really crankin it A E D E Dry your eyes don't be so sad D E(stop) Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad A E D E Talk to me dad (A, E, D, E for 1 progression) Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice) A E D E When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty A E D E So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30 A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it A E D E No use denyin it, I was really crankin it A E D E Dry your eyes don't be so sad D E(stop) But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been D E(stop) Just because it was your bed it's not that D E(stop) Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad A E D E Talk to me dad Ending A, E, D, E, A