Stephen Lynch - What If God Smoked Cannabis - аккорды

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Stephen Lynch- What if god smoked cannabis

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If god had long hair and a goatee
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And if his eyes were pretty glazed
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If he looked spaced out
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Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
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an eye infection?


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And yeah yeah god looks baked
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Yeah yeah god smells good
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
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What if god smoked cannabis?
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Hit the bong like some of us
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Drove a tie-dyed microbus
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And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.