Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you? I'M SUPER!Thanks for asking All things considered I couldn't be better I must say Im feeling super No nothin bugs me Everything is super when you're- Don't you think i look cute in this hat I'm so sorry, Mr cripple But i just can't feel too bad for you right now Because I'm feeling so insanely super That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down (people on stage with him) He's super, thanks for asking All things considered he couldnt be better he must say (Al) I'M SUPER! NO NOTHIN BUGS ME! Everything is super when you're- Don't you think i look cute in this hat, these little pants, this matching tie that i got at Bob's (Al) Stick 'em up Big Gay Al says who wants to tell (Al) Skittles Yes he's Super and he's ready to say (AL) Okay Everything is super when you're.... GAY----!!! WHEN YOU'RE GAY!