[Cartman] Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a Stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! [Cartman] On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a Super King Kong mega-mega "biatch"! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair! She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch: She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch talk to kids around the world it might go a little somethin like this (different languages) [Cartman] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm...... Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah