Phil Harmonic: (in audience, to uncle) Now, you mustn't snore during the performance, Uncle Donny. Oh! (turns around) Ahem ... Hello, I'm Phil Harmonic, and today, live from the Nestropolitan Opera we present the world-reknowned Opera entitled, Wally. This opera is known worldwide as the Rhyming Opera because, unbelievably, almost every word in it rhymes with the word Wally. So, by golly, let the curtain rise on the reknowned rhyming opera, Wally. Wally: A trolly took Wally Polly: And Polly, his collie Wally: And Molly, his dolly To Fallington Square All&Chorus: Trolly, Wally, Polly, Collie, Molly, Dolly, Fallington Square! Wally: And Wally, so jolly Polly: With Polly, his collie Wally: And Molly, his dolly Met Holly Jones there All&Chorus: Wally, Jolly, Polly, Collie, Molly, Dolly, Holly Jones there! Holly: Then Wally kissed Holly Polly: So Polly, his collie And Molly, his dolly, Were jolly and gay All&Chorus: Wally, Holly, Polly, Collie, Molly, Dolly, Jolly and gay! Wally: But Wally, by golly, Got back on the trolly, Polly: With Polly, his collie, All&Chorus: And went on his way Wally, Golly, Jolly, Polly, Collie, Wally Went on his way Holly: But Wally left Molly His dolly with Holly... (speaks) And later, Holly and Wally got married, and opened up a Mexican food stand, called - Wally: Holly's and Wally's Tamales - Hooray! All&Chorus: Wally, Holly, Polly, Dolly, Collie, Hot Tamale - Hooray! (applause and all bow)