Big Bird: (whispers to Maria) You look beautiful! Priest: We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Maria and Luis. When two people get married what they do is make a promise to each other. Luis and Maria are making a promise today. A promise to share their lives together. A promise to help one another and care for each other. And love each other for the rest of their lives. They are celebrating this promise in front of you, the people they love most, their friends and family..... (voiceover singing begins, these are internal thoughts, not sung aloud) Luis: Look at her, isn't she wonderful? Maria: It's all together possible I've made a major error My hands are cold, my forehead's hot, it's either love or terror I guess somewhere there's somebody who thinks a wedding's fun But if I weren't 5 stories high, I'd run! Luis: Look at her, isn't she wonderful? Maria's Mom: I used to dress her up like that White lace and a great big party hat (spanish...????) Elmo: Don't drop the rings, Elmo Please Elmo, don't drop the rings! David: Isn't it funny? I've seen her each day of my life Now she's becoming..becoming Luis' new wife I'm not used to thinking of her as anyone's wife Isn't it funny? Gina: Someday, someday.... Luis and Maria: On second thought... Luis: It's all together possible I've made a major error My hands are cold, my forehead's hot, it's either love or terror I guess somewhere there's somebody who think's a wedding's fun But if I weren't 5 stories high, I'd run Maria: Look at him, isn't he wonderful? Luis' Dad: (spanish.. Mi sobre nino......) Now when I look at you I see, The handsome young man I used to be Luisito..... Bob: Sometimes I wonder how I would feel being married If I were married would it be to someone like you Linda: Sometimes I wonder how I would feel being married I wonder if you ever wonder too Bob and Linda: I wish I knew Elmo: Don't drop the rings Elmo Please Elmo, don't drop the rings! Maria's Mom: I wish her father could have lived to see this day He would be so proud! Oscar: I wish they'd let that lousy organ music play It was nice and loud! Gordon and Susan: (looking at Miles) Look at him, isn't he wonderful? Luis: Look at her... Luis and Maria: Isn't he/she wonderful? (spoken) Priest: Do you take Maria as your wife in good times and in bad, to love her and care for her always? Luis: I do. Priest: Do you take Luis as your husband in good times and bad, to love him and care for him always? Maria: I do. Elmo: Don't drop the rings, Bob. Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife. Big Bird: Hooray!!!!!!!