Can't you see, there's a bird on me Oh can't you see, there's a bird on me I can't tell if there's 1 or 2 or 10 or 3 Don't want to complain or raise a fuss But them birds up there think I'm a motorbus Oh gee, there's a bird on me Oh don't ya see, there's a bird on me They sit there talking to each other not to me Now how do I find a way to explain That I'm not a boat or a railway train? Little birdie fly away and don't ya come back no other day Shoo! Oh can't you see, there's a bird on me Oh woe is me, there's a bird on me I'm so durn sick of every feathered friend, oh gee! Stop your chirping and quack quack quack Come on birdie get off my back!