There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run It's a joyful, joltin', jumpin' jamboree So if you'd like a job, come join our jolly mob And we'll show you how much fun a j can be My nephew's into judo (Ugh!) My father likes to jog (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) My cousin washes jelly jars My uncle jumps a log Great nephew flies a jet plane My granddad drives a jeep My auntie runs a jackal farm My grannie juggles sheep My niece plays in a jazz band My auntie judges boars My nephew likes to jitterbug My grandpa jimmies doors My uncle raises johnquills Great granddad plays the jacks My wife became a journeyman And me? ....I just stay out of their way.
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