When sad, we sing a mournful tune Like creatures baying at the moon But we all dance when things are fine Yes, even Doctor Frankenstein Ah, ha ha! Ha, ha, ha! (Spoken: And what a dancer Frank is! And what dance does he do? Three guesses! Ah, ah, ah! Bobby Vinton, eat your heart out! ) Things that say boo are all rushing to do The Translyvania Polka Witches and elves are all teaching themselves The Transylvania Polka Goblins and ghouls, they are dancing like fools. The Transylvania Polka There's a mania in Rumania- It's called the Polka from Transylvania! All together now! Count with the Count! (counts to the beat) 1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8---1-2-3-4---1-2-3! There's a mania in Rumania- It's called the Polka from Translvania! Hey!