(spoken) Snuffy: All right everybody, you wanna do the Snuffleupagus Polka? Kids: Yeah! Snuffy: All right! Everyone get in their places. And you don't have to be a Snuffleupagus to do it, it just helps to have some around. AND you are in luck today, because there are two of us here, my little sister Alice, and me. I hope you wanna do it, because it's great excercise. All right, Maestro, hit it! (music starts) Snuffy: There's a nifty little dance That Snuffleupaguses do You may think it's not for you That simply isn't true You don't need to have a Snuffle To be among the few Who can do the Snuffleupagus Polka Hey! (all dance) Just go and find yourself A Snuffleupagus or two We'll show you what to do We'll do our dance with you We'll polka, polka, polka, polka 'Til the day is through Yeah, we'll do the Snuffleupagus Polka Hey! (all dance) We're your perfect polka partners Alice: I'm Alice Snuffy: And I'm Snuff! So let's all strut our stuff We just can't get enough It's the dance that keeps us going When the going's getting tough We do the Snuffleupagus Polka We do the Snuffleupagus Polka Do the Snuffleupagus Polka Yeah!