When I lost Homer, well I went downtown To the man at the Animal Lost and Found I said, Have you seen Homer, he's as cute as can be? And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me And I said Whoa, no, that's not Homer! Wo wo, that's not Homer! Oh oh, Homer Homer where can you be? And the man said, Describe your pet to me. I did, but okay I said, Homer's got four legs, he's got two eyes He's the sweetest pet, he's the perfect size He doesn't go woof, and he doesn't go meow. And the man brought me back an old moo-cow! And I said Whoa, no, that's not Homer! Wo wo, that's not Homer! Oh oh, Homer Homer where can you be? And the man said, Describe your pet to me. I'll try again I said Homer's got two eyes, and he's got four legs He doesn't have wings and he doesn't lay eggs He's got two big ears that are kind of funny. And the man brought me out a furry bunny And I said Whoa, no, that's not Homer! Wo wo, that's not Homer! Oh oh, Homer Homer where can you be? And the man said, Describe your pet to me. Get it right! I said, Homer's got big ears and a special nose That's shaped long and thin like a garden hose. He said, Now I see. and away he went And he brought back Homer, my pet elephant! And I said Yeah yeah, that's my Homer! Say hey, that's my Homer! Welcome home, Homer Homer, I'm as happy as can be! Oh Homer, I'm so glad I found you Yay, yay, that's my Homer Say hey, welcome home Homer Oh my Homer Homer I'm as happy as can be And the man said That's 'cause you described your pet to me. Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did, yes I did Say hey, that's my Homer Welcome home, Homer Don't you be roamin' now Welcome home, Homer I'm as happy as can be Yes I am, I'm so glad to see you (kisses him)
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