Bert: I like to sing LOUD! Farley: I like to sing soft Bert: I like to sing LOUD! Farley: I like to sing soft Bert: I like to sing high! Farley: I like to sing low Bert: So two good friends, me and you Farley: Each with an opposite point of view Bert: I like to sing long! Farley: I like to sing short Bert: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong.... Farley: Ok that's enough, I like to sing short Bert: I like to sing good Farley: And I do too Both: Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you. (They switch roles and sing it again)