Hammer: Hammer time! Nails: Can't top this! Hammer: Oh yeah N: Can't top this! H: Here with my friends N: Can't top this! H: Mr. Saw, Mr. Pliers, Mr. Screwdriver N: Can't top this! H: My my my Name is Hammer and I'm here to say I'm a tool that hammers night and day With an awesome swing and chillin' blow Can drive any nail where I want it to go Can whack on walls, whack on wood Knock things together and it makes you feel good So you better step aside and watch me pound Watch me hammer all these flat-heads down N: Go Hammer! (repeats over and over until next verse) H: Yeah, I'm gonna do my thing Watch me move 'Cause I'm in full effect N: Go!!! H: Call me Hammer 'cause I'm way cool When Hammer's on the scene I totally rule Don't twist or pull like a pair of pliers Don't screw things down like a sweet screwdriver I'm a hammer, bustin' on any old nail Gimmie lots of room, watch this home tool wail You better step aside and watch me bang You can't top this - It's a Hammer thing! N: Go Hammer! (repeat over and over) H: Oh yeah, like I said before We are in full effect And you can't top this Like I said Yeah, all of those other tools are way cool But Hammer is the tool that totally rules! You can't top this!