[ Предположительная тональность: G ] [Verse] G C G C I'd rather get dipped in shit G C G D G I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you G C G C I'd rather sleep on a set of shat on sheets G C G D G I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you [Chorus] C G I'd rather stick my cock and balls in a crocadilles mouth C G D I'd rather get cought jerking of at grandma's house C G D Em These are just a few of the things I'd rather do G D G Than spend another minute with you C G I'd rather eat a big old bar soap and choke C G D I'd rather shit in the woods and wipe my ass with poison oak C G D Em I can think of a thousand shitty things I'd rather do G D G I'd rather be in hell than be with you