[ Предположительная тональность: G ] [Verse 1] G Well me and my buddies went drinking last night C G at a bar right down the road G well I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean game A D And she told me I could take her home G She was the best looking thing that ever seen C But I dont know what went wrong G Em cause I brought home a barbie doll C D G but woke up next to king kong [Chorus] G And I said how did you get so ugly bitch? C G You look like a bull dogs crack G you look like somebody set your face on fire A D And than put it out with an axe G Em You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck G Em and then rolled of the back of the ugly truck G Em You must have fell out of the ugly tree C A and broke every branch you hit G Em How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch C D G Cause you sure look just like shit [Verse 2] G Well all I could say was get away C G what in the hell was I supposed to do? G I said look you gotta go cause cain't nobody know A D I had grizzly looking bitch like you G So take my advice she might be a nice C looking hot cooking honky tonk queen G Em But you better pick her up before you get drunk G Em cause if you're fucked up you're gonna wake up C D G in the morning with a wolverine [Chorus 2] G And you'll say how did you get so ugly bitch? C G You look like a bull dogs crack G you look like somebody set your face on fire A D And than put it out with an axe G Em Do I think you're pretty? fuck nope G Em You're ugly as hunk of fucking home made soap G Looking like a crocadille with your trash pile smile C A and your wooly booger hairy arm pits G Em How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch? G Em From a beauty to a beast in a flick of a switch G Em I'll bet you were born in a banjo ditch G Em Yeah how did you get so ugly bitch? C D G Cause you sure look just like shit