[Verse] When we fought the Yankees And annihilation was near Who was there to lead the charge That took us safe to the rear? Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone Old "Toot your own horn pone" Jubilation T. Cornpone A man who knew no fear When we almost had 'em But the issue still was in doubt Who suggested the retreat That turned it into a rout? Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone Old "Tattered and Torn Pone" Jubilation T. Cornpone He kept us hiding out With our ammunition gone and Faced with utter defeat Left us with nothing to eat? Why it wuz Jubilation T. Cornpone Old "September Morn-pone" Jubilation T. Cornpone The pants blown off his seat