[Verse] A pretty girl and a bright young man Try to be friends but never can That is what perplexes Young folks of opposite sexes Love likes to pull their legs a bit So you're either in love or out of it Love doesn't make much sense But his technique is immense Love never went to college Ignorant boy, that But think of the joy that he starts His work requires no knowledge So he can do it By using intuitive arts He just says, "you two kids Start falling in love I ain't got brains But i reigns over all these parts." Love never went to college Never had teaching But yet he keeps reaching our hearts!