[Verse 1] Mister Shylock was stingy I was miserly too I was more selfish And crabby than a shellfish Oh, dear, it's queer What love can do! I'd give all my possessions For you I've got five dollars I'm in good conditions And I've got ambition That belongs to you Six shirts and collars Debts beyond endurance On my life insurance That belongs to you! I've got a heart That must be spurting! Just be certain I'll be true [Chorus] Take my five dollars! Take my shirt and collars! Take my heart and hollers! Everything I've got belongs to you! [Verse 2] I've got five dollars Eighty-five relations Two lace combinations They belongs to you! Two coats with collars Ma and Grandma wore'em All the moths adore 'em They belongs to you! I've got two lips That care for mating Therefore waiting Will not do! [Chorus]