[Verse 1] My girl's the kind of girl For steady company It's steady company That i prefer When in the charleston dance I want to bump a knee I want to bump a knee With her Homely wrecks appeal When their checks appeal But she has sex appeal Yes, sir! [Chorus] Isn't she cute? Isn't she sweet? She's gentle And mentally nearly complete She's knockout She's regal Her beauty's illegal She's the girl friend! [Verse 2] Take her to dance! Take her to tea! It's stunning How cunning this lady Can be A look at this vision Will cause a collision She's the girl friend! She is smart She's refined How can she be real? She has heart She has mind Hell, the girl's ideal! [Chorus] Isn't she cute? Isn't she sweet? An eyeful you'd die full Of pleasure to meet In my funny fashion I'm cursed with a passion For the girl friend! [Verse 3] He's very short on looks But long on decency He's long on decency He's very tame But he has made an awful hit with me since he A hit with me, since he first came I have seen so well He won't screen so well He's game! [Chorus] Isn't he cute? Isn't he sweet? He's gentle and mentally Nearly complete He's warm as An oven He knows how To love and I'm the girl friend! [Verse 4] Take her to dance! Take her to tea! It's stunning How cunning this lady Can be She ain't got No culture She's keen as A vulture She's the girl friend! He is smart He's refined How can he be real? He has heart He has mind Hell, the boy's ideal! [Chorus] Isn't she cute? Isn't she sweet? An eyeful you'd die full Of pleasure to meet In my [his] funny fashion I'm [he's] cursed with a passion For the girl friend