I heard a funny thing about me Lately I've been living on the edge I won't say that ain't true, But who the hell are you I don't recognize my own face or my friends. Chorus: Hey, Mr. Smiley Read the writing on the wall Wake up, Mr. Smiley Before you don't wake up at all, up at all Today, I hired me a yes man He simply agrees with everything I say He does all my dirty deals And feeds me my pills As long as I'm still breathing he gets paid Chorus Solo Yesterday I had a conversation With all them voices in my head One said I was no good One said I should quit One said to remind myself to get myself a fix Chorus Hey Mr. Smiley And I'm feeling ten feet tall Bye Mr. Smiley You got to go now, they just called, they just called