My album sucks, the critics say I canв't sing and I canв't play All I care about is sex and money I look out-dated, I think thatв's funny Chorus But Iв'm too shallow to really give a damn Cause I sing for a party rock band In в'86, fans ripped out my hair Now itв's в'96, there ainв't none there The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when I pee Chorus But Iв'm too stoned to really give a damn в'cause I sing for my party rock band Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only Iв'll be your brain-damaged party rock man Solo My agent says I need publicity Told me act depressed, theyв'd take me seriously So wrecked my car into a telephone pole Tried to date the singer from hole But courtney didnв't love me Donв't they understand? Cuz Iв'm a shallow minded, sex cravinв', donв't Care about nothing unless Iв'm getting laid Party rock band.