Woke up this morning and felt not too cool 'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move The pain I'm having is so discomforting Please make this suffering go away I told my mom how I was feeling And how long I've been dealing with it Knew it was coming, but I didn't know how soon She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous Why can't I take it like a man OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous Why don't you lend a helpin' hand He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine I noticed his hairy hands... he was a very, very hairy man He looked right down in, shook his head and then Said "these teeth must be pulled right away!" (Repeat Chorus) He turned around, rolled up his sleeve I rolled my eyes then suddenly A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth . . . OUT! Well along with my teeth my money also left me As he made out the bill, I was moaning OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous Where the hell is my prescription.... of codeine? But when will I speak, how long until my mouth feels natural? How long will they bleed, when will they heal, where's a real meal? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? I feel good... I feel great... there's no pain... there's no ache I feel good... I feel great... just let me recuperate Because the codeine has left me drowsy, leave me be... just let me sleep!