Damsel in distress Is quite submissive Look how sunburned My vanity is Feminine human creature Superficial seducing detour I'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter The ugly duckling will always suffer Contaminated standards Don't try to fight it I'd better get back on my diet Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? Beauty contest I'm obsessed Reduce myself I got the strict restrictions Not sexy enough Without the regulations Multipoint countdown my fading features Born to blossom and room to parish Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest Oh, I've got to get out of this mess Beauty contest I'm obsessed And I've fallen I can't help myself I'm feeling envious of all the rest You're bringing out the lemming in me A victim of a cattle call disease Not easy to be me I feel swollen Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? Obsessed with the beauty contest Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest I've got to get out of this mess Obsessed with the beauty contest Obsessed with the beauty contest