Frank: How d'you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candy man. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite >From Transexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. Janet: Right. Brad: We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. Frank: Well you got with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite >From Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or maybe a bite? (Bite) I could show you my favourite obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my... ...tension I'm just a sweet transvestite >From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) Sweet transvestite >From Transexual, Transylvania. So - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) But not the symptom.
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