I know Seymour's the greatest, but I'm dating a semi-sadist. So I got a black eye, and my arm's in a cast. Still, that Seymour's a cutie. Well, if not, he's got inner beauty. And I dream of a place where we could be together at last. A matchbox of our own, a fence of real chain link, A grill out on the patio, disposal in the sink, A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine In a tract house that we share somewhere that's green. He rakes and trims the grass. He loves to mow and weed. I cook like Betty Crocker and I look like Donna Reed. There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean In the Pine-Sol-scented air somewhere that's green. Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime, nine fifteen, We snuggle watchin' Lucy on our big, enormous twelve-inch screen. I'm his December Bride. He's Father, he Knows Best. The kids play Howdy Doody as the sun sets in the west. A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine. Far from Skid Row, I dream we'll go Somewhere that's green.