Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (c) 1969 Narrator: Next day, far from home, the brothers planned the repulsive crime Brothers: Let us grab him now, do him in, while we've got the time Narrator: This they did and made the most of it Tore his coat and flung him in a pit Brothers: Let us leave him here, all alone, and he's bound to die Narrator: When some Ishmaelites, a hariy crew, came riding by In a flash the brothers changed their plan Brothers: We need cash! Let's sell him if we can Chorus of Weeping Maidens: Poor Poor Joseph. What'cha gonna do? Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do? Brothers: Could you use a slave, you hairy bunch of Ishmaelites? Young, strong, well-behaved, going cheap and he reads and writes Narrator: In a trice the dirty deal was done Silver coins for Jacob's favorite son Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow Off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go It wouldn't be a picnic he could tell Joseph: And I don't speak Egyptian very well Narrator: Joseph's brothers tore his precious multi-colored coat Having ripped it up, they next attacked a passing goat Soon the wretched creature was no more They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore Oh now brothers, how low can you stoop? You make a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop? Poor poor Joseph, sold to be a slave Situation's grave, hey, sold to be a slave