Lift your skirt, point your tow Volunteer for the USO Bake cookies and pies for our guys Your legs, shave the hair off Your eyebrows, pluck 'em Refuse to take your underwear off And if they make you pucker your lips up and puck 'em You'll forget your Ruby Tuesday You'll forget Michelle your belle As for Lovely Rita Meter Maid Well she can go to hell Even Mother Sweet cannot compete With the neatest piece we've seen Claudine Hooper Bukowski She's the Queen of the United States Marines Nervous Nellie