I'm waiting for the end of days I think I'm good but I just might stay But I'm too wasted to care And if I go well fair is fair I'm headed for a relapse I'm waiting for the apocalypse in 2012 But I'm so wasted I'll see you all in hell I relapse you laugh I feel it coming A total collapse Well surgeons cut to heel you Axe murders cut to kill you Well I'm filthy rich and I'm horny But you just fucking bore me I relapse you laugh I feel it coming A total collapse I just bitch and moan about all my groans I'm headed for a relapse Well I love life to death But I also love crystal meth But those two don't usually get along And a lot of people think that's wrong I relapse you laugh I feel it coming A total collapse