Now don't even get me started on Monday And Tuesday, that went straight to my head Wednesday. Really? Oh go fuck yourself And Thursday I'll be in bed Because Friday here I come Always your most loyal son And I've got vengeance written in my eyes So fill me up, hey where's the wine? Yo pass the pipe, I need a light Because I'm a weekend warrior I'm a weekend warrior Now Friday night was no surprise And I hit Saturday in perfect stride Then Sunday comes with no regrets It's time to dry out Oh you wanna bet? The weekend isn't over yet Because I'm a weekend warrior I'm a weekend warrior I know you hate to love to see me this way You wanna be there when I need to be saved But when tomorrow turns out just like today You'll wish you never let me out of my cage Oh bitch you're gonna fucking pay Monday? Oh God not again You said you'd always be my friend But I'm left standing here all by myself So take me now if you wanna help Because they've got hatred written in their eyes And you know that really comes to my surprise Ah fuck it because in five days I'm gonna settle the score Just fill me up the give me more Give me more Because I'm a weekend warrior I'm a weekend warrior