[Ludacris] You might as well put dat down we on our way to Cali to get some real dough [Girl] Hello [Ludacris] waz up girl? [Girl] Waz up baby? I miss you. [Ludacris] I know [Girl] When you coming out here? [Man] Who da FUCK iz dat? [Girl] Ahh Damn [Man]I dont play dat shit [Girl] owwwwwwwwww [Man] Get off dis got dammn phone. Nigga who da fuck iz dis? Im a Ol' G Nigga [Ludacris] Waz up nigga dis dis Luda. [Man] Luda who nigga [Ludacris] Luda [Man] LUDA.. Luda... Ludacris? [Ludacris] YE YE Yeah NIGGA [Man] ahh Snap. Aye man how you now my girl? Man i got all yo albums. Man Back For The First Time. Man ya know what im sayin. I even got Incock Negro man. ahhh man My bad baby get up off da floor. you didnt tell me it waz Luda. Aint dat a bitch. My girl Fuckin Luda. [Girl] HE HE HELLO? [Ludacris] Yeaah Ima call you back.
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