I'm the master of disguise I can vanish from your eyes I can be in different places With my many funny faces In disguise Sometimes it's so nifty When I'm really really shifty In disguise It's disguise time! It's so easy to deceive you With these sneaky little tricks And to make you believe Each character that I pick Hey! When you look for me I'm gone in front of your eyes People call me the master of disguise I'm as sneaky as can be No one's sneakier than me I can get so sly and loathing When I dress in other clothing In disguise You walk right by me Not knowing that I'm slimy A scary dinosaur With a loud ferocious roar I'm so wet I'm so tricky Even so St. Nicky When you look for me I'm gone in front of your eyes People call me the master of disguise Ha ha ha! I'm the master of disguise!