[1st verse:] Do you know just who we are If you don't, look at that star We're the Constabules And we're no darned fools There are speeders in the town And we're here to run them down They ran like the dickens And they killed four chickens That belonged to Farmer Brown We've got a darned good clue The car was painted blue [Refrain:] We're the county sheriffs And the law must be obeyed When they speed in an automobile You can hear us holler, "Whoa, Bill" Any time we catch them There's a fine that must be paid So we must arrest those gents The jail house needs a fence It'll cost us sixty cents So the law must be obeyed [2nd verse:] We will catch them yet, by heck! If it makes us both a wreck When we do, you bet They'll be all upset There was one that wore a cap Like a gosh darned sporty chap No doubt from the city 'Cause a gal quite pretty Was a-sittin' on his lap Don't be one bit surprised You may find us disguised