[1st verse:] [Lilliburn:] I couldn't love you if I tried for years [Ernesta:] I never asked you to [Lilliburn:] I think that you're the cause of all my fears [Ernesta:] I think the same of you [Lilliburn:] There's quite a lot I despise about you [Ernesta:] I'm very sorry that we met [Lilliburn:] I'll get along very well without you [Ernesta:] You'd be very easy to forget [Refrain:] [Lilliburn:] I hate the very ground you walk upon [Ernesta:] I hate your great big eyes of blue [Lilliburn:] I hate the very phone you talk upon [Ernesta:] I don't give a rap for you [Lilliburn:] I hope you never do [Ernesta:] I hate the color of your curley hair [Lilliburn:] I hate the clothes you wear all through [Ernesta:] Then besides I must hate someone And it might as well be you [2nd verse:] [Lilliburn:] You're not the girl I'd want to be my wife [Ernesta:] I'd never marry you [Lilliburn:] You don't mean anything in my young life [Ernesta:] I never wanted you [Lilliburn:] I hate your dress just because you wear it [Ernesta:] I hate the place where you reside [Lilliburn:] Don't ever fret, you will never share it [Ernesta:] Rest assured I'll never walk inside