[1st verse:] There must be something nice about me Because the girls can't do without me I refuse them but can't lose them They always follow me I never dare to go out riding I've always got to keep in hiding I'm a chappy most unhappy Just because the girls [Refrain:] They follow me around, all around, all around Follow me around, all around, all around I don't know why they hound me, surround me Where ever I may be I can see two or three Ev'ry other she wants to be on my knee And any time they find me They drag along behind me It keeps me dodging in hallways Because they always follow me around [2nd verse:] I'm followed by young girls good looking And even cooks who do their cooking Leave their stoves and come in droves Demanding my autograph The matinee I play on Wednesday Is what I've nick-named "My Old Hen's Day" Each old maid is on parade And when they see me come