I really love you baby When I need a laugh I check out passport photos They're what give me that Look at yours and your friends See if you agree Passport photos always Do the biz for me Show me one that you've got You'd like to see enlarged Show me one that doesn't Look like your being charged Smile of course you mustn't That's the only rule Irony of course is You just look a fool Sideburns down to your chin Hair all long and straight No doubt when you took it You thought you looked great Ain't nobody living That's ever had one that Ever did them justice That just isn't a gaffe For the life of me I don't Understand why in Spain When it rains at an airport Mainly wet is the plane I really love you baby When I need a laugh I check out passport photos They're what give me that Go through immigration Waiting next in line A man there can't believe it When he looks at mine Show me one that you've got You'd like to see enlarged Show me one that doesn't Look like your being charged Here's looking at you kid Looking like you're from the twilight zone I really love your body When I need a laugh I check out passport photos They're what give me that They're what give me that