Hey pretty baby have you heard the news Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes They said they were sorry And as you can see I took it all in my stride But when they said, is there something we can do I of course replied I went to my doctor, just ten other day I said 'Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?' I told him to lie down on his couch And that I would look inside But when he began to hurl abuse I of course replied As you might well have heard And as from today Not only have women equal rights Now they have equal pay They said run along now There's a good chap So I pushed them to one side And when they said 'Hey, What's the meaning of this?' I of course replied
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