Dear slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not of got em There was probably a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, hows your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what ima call her? ima name her Bonnie... I read about your uncle ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over a bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with scam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with rawkus too that shit was phat Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is stan Dear slim, you still haven't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up that you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside of the concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for matthew That's my little brother, he's only six years old We waited in the blisterin' cold for you, for 4 hours and you just said no Thats pretty shitty man you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in demburg, you said if I write you You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither, he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're sayin in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I ripped away and put 'em on Cuz I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest Sometimes I used to cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, but pain is such a sudden rush for me And everything you say is real, and I respect you cuz you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cuz I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, stan, ps: we should be together too Dear mr. i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway Hey slim, I drank a 5th of vodka, dare me to drive? You know that song by bill collins 'in the air in the night' Where that guy coulda saved that other guy from drownin' But didn't, then bill saw it all and at a show he found him That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued my from drownin' Now it's too late, I'm on a 1000 downers now I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats through you and you can't breathe without me See slim....shut up bitch I'm tryin to talk Hey slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you Cuz if she suffocates then she'll suffer more and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? Dear stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm reall