Born in the middle of a second big baby boom Those noisy boys just might have spoken up too soon Now I'm looking for a little girl, I wonder where she's gone Big money for families having more than one Opportunity, opportunity This is your big opportunity They shop around Follow you without a sound Whatever you do now Don't turn around Whatever happened to the pride of the nation? They say, just wait until you break formation She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing She said, when they get to dover they'll be be taking over I said I'd come to her defense and then she pulled me over Chorus I'm in the foxhole, I'm down in the trench I'd be a hero but I can't stand the stench The fitness institute was full of general motormen And the hello house of beauty wouldn't stand a chance with them The chairman of this boredom is a company collector I'd like to be his funeral director Chorus Please don't turn around...