With one wave of my hand You know who's in command I'm the quintessential queen of sorcery I keep a potion in my purse That's worse than any curse No, you wouldn't want to mess with me Take a barracuda's nose And a dozen turtle toes And the venom of a sea anemone Eye of urchin, Crab of louie Stir the goop until it's goey That's my favourite rancid recipe No, you wouldn't want to mess with me ::: Later ::: Make way, I'm in charge Your fate is looming large It won't do you any good to flee My concoctions never fail So you'd better watch your tail No, you wouldn't want to mess with me When you think I'm on the brink of going under I've a way of coming out on top Oh my darling debutante I always get just want I want And I want this mucky luck to stop! I'm the mistress of mystique With a slender slim physique I'm an idol in the sea of infamy I admit I'm quite a catch But I've never met my match So you shouldn't test the best 'Cause you couldn't stand the stress No, you wouldn't want to mess with me