[Intro Excerpted Voice] (I must admit we do get along, he's quite a man! No saint of course, but you must have expected that before you married him. Maybe that was why you married him...) [Verse 1] I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature, Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature. Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired, And I couldn't count the times that my backside has been admired. [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes, I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies. [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one. Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one. [Verse 2] I'm a kind of cross between a pupil and a teacher, Some have found me lovely, others saw an ugly creature. I have found my image has obscured all that I am, But who said you can't mix vinegar with jam? [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes, I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies. [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one. Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one. [Breakdown] Isn't it a pity (the London image makers... Face is made for mirror breakage, You know their magazines can not affect my self esteem!) Beauty... [Verse 1] I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature, Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature. Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired, And I couldn't count the times that my backside has been admired. [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes, I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies. [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one. Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun, I'm the loveliest one.