Sail away to Spirit Lake Hurricane dream, waking windy When you touched me in my blanky Started screaming, "I'm still dreaming Of my mama come and take me!" Board me, I'll remember thee With starry eyes and rosy cheeks Lots of gold between the teeth Stonewashed jeans and bloody knees Chicken and fox in the tall, tall grass Better run fast or they'll get your ass Sleepy uncle angers you By your skinny white ankles The normal kids throw sticks at me We eat popcorn and watch TV Their mom smokes cigarettes Wears short shorts, sportin' nicorette Voice high-pitched and unspirit-like Sail away to Spirit Lake