The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm She went inside on a personal whim She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper She used the toilet, but couldn't find the paper All she could find was a brick mason's scraper (appropriate Scream) And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted She paid her penny, and inside she darted. What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa Nobody knew she was there. The ______ old lady was Chichester's daughter She went inside to get rid of some water, And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey She went inside, and arranged herself comfy When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn't get her bum free And nobody knew she was there. The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin But that was the water that I washed me face in Cause I didn't know she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender She went inside to adjust her suspender And she got tangled up with a masculine gender And nobody knew they were (I was) there.