Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations - аккорды

[ Предположительная тональность: H ]

Verse:

 B
You want a guy that's sweet
 B#m
А guy that's tough
 B#m
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
 B
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends
 C
Without being attracted to any of them
 B
А good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy
 B#m
А half good half bad half boy
 B
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and
 C
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
 B                       B                               B#m
Then you might think this guy only exists in your mind

Well guess what
 C
You're right

Chorus:

 B
If you want love
 B#m
Lower your expectations a few
 B                                       C
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you
 B
If you want love
 B#m
Just pick a guy and love him
 B
And if he's got a thing for feet
 C
Say fuck it, sweep me off them

Verse:

 B
You want a girl that's nice
 B#m
А girl that's not
 B#m
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
 B
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
 C
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
 B
А real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
 B#m
А brand new really hot real doll
 B
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
 C
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

 B                         B                       B#m
Then you might think  this girl only exists in your mind

She's real

But last week
C
She died

Chorus:

 B
If you want love
 B#m
Lower your expectations a lot
 B                                               C
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
 B
If you want love

 B#m
Just pick a girl and love her
 B
Then whip out your dick and let the
 C
Girl you love decline the offer

 B
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
 B#m
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
 B
Cause I won't settle for less
 C
Than perfect
 B
Want perfect children, a perfect life
 B#m
Perfect husband or a perfect wife
 B
But deep down we know
 C
We don't deserve it

[Mute]

But

 B
We all deserve love
 B#m
Even on the days when we aren't our best
 B
Cause we all suck
 C
But love can make us suck less
 B
We all deserve love
 B#m
It's the very best part of being alive
 B
And I would know
 C
I've just turned twenty five